Why does Gordon Brown talk utter $h!t?
Well, it could just be that Gordon Brown’s the kind of guy who favours cluster bombing people when they aren’t expecting it, but I think it’s because of his superfluous anus (don’t look too closely). God knows there’s already enough of those in global politics, not to mention England.
As if you’d vote for a conservative London mayor, you tossers.
Xavier Forrest, aka Harry Shortz, aka Hugh Manatee, aka typingisnotactivism. Sydney-based writer/ environmental law researcher & editor mostly focussed on environ mentalism, media, politricks and WTFs.
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