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US Newsreader shreds, burns & bans Paris Hilton story

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Would have been better if she’d actually shredded, burned and banned Paris Hilton, but it’s a good start. The newsreader is Mika Brzezinski, the show is….ah who cares what the show is. This isn’t quite in the magnitude of Stephen Colbert destroying George Bush to his face, and that is meant as an understatement, but i still think a thankyoumika.com is in order. Check out the quivering bucket-escapees she has to work with. Both have some kind of still-quite-foetal-headed syndrome. The over-fertilized gob of spooge to her right nearly wees in his corduruoys when she suggests that he burn it. And maybe most gross of all is not only how greasy and patronising these things-with-dicks are, but that their behaviour must be like this all the time because it doesn’t even rate a mention. *bleccch*

It is very GLAMerican, and it’s not quite “i want you to go to the window, open it, stick your head out and scream to the world, ‘I’m as mad as Hell and I’m not gonna take it anymore!‘”, but it’s still a bewdiful moment, a moment of hope, a moment that would have been even better if she’d ended it with a flamethrower and heavy artillery, but a bewdiful moment-of-sorts nonetheless.

Thankyou Mika B. Try it on this way next time!!



Written by typingisnotactivism

June 28, 2007 at 4:02 pm

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  1. That’s brilliant.


    June 28, 2007 at 4:48 pm

  2. Fantastic! That is such a good point, and it’s a shame she was rather mocked for making it.

    joely black

    June 30, 2007 at 1:59 am

  3. An important push back for the common news watcher. Paris Hilton overload hits the max.

    Colin Campbell

    July 4, 2007 at 7:18 am

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