Beating off round the Bush. Yay for Sydney’s APEC Fistfuck.

Some newspapers and reporters are howling with rage/surprise. Apparently the APEC meeting in Sydney won’t really do anything for climate change but set more aspirational targets and encourage more patting of backs and shaking of hands amongst friends of miners, oil billionaires and aluminium smelters.

Golly! You mean that the APEC ads are full of shit and that these guys are really just meeting to better co-ordinate their plans to fuck over populations and planet? I would never have guessed. I mean, as soon as they hired the ditzy talking head former news anchor Anne Fulwood to be the spokesperson on matters such as globalization, terrorism, and the environment, I felt this warm glow.

You know – the warm glow that these world leaders and their convention centre bitches are getting the message. The people aren’t stupid. They want respect, answers, and honesty. As opposed to dumbfuck candy-ass Barbie brains mouthing empty platitudes to a soundtrack of neoconservatives slamming each other’s cocks in limousine doors while a banker sodomises a 7-year old war orphan with an M-16.

I support APEC. I’ll be there cheering every golden wink-wink-nudge-nudge. I will believe every good thing the newspapers and Channel 10 report from their press kits. I will get angry at the protesters who use the tactical advantage of being skinny, unarmed, beaten and arrested to disrupt an otherwise wonderful moment in the evolution of democracy.

I support APEC coming to Sydney. I AM APECKER.