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Dwarf glues penis to vacuum.

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Captain Dan (pre-superglue)

Just read hilariously wrong news from the Edinburgh Festival.

‘Captain Dan the Demon Dwarf’, was due to perform at the Circus of Horrors at the festival known for its oddball, offbeat performances.

The main part of his act saw him appear on stage with a vacuum cleaner attached to his member through a special attachment.

The attachment broke before the performance and Blackner tried to fix it using extra-strong glue, but unfortunately only let it dry for 20 seconds instead of the 20 minutes required.

He then joined it directly to his organ. The end result? A solid attachment, laughter, mortification and … hospitalisation.

‘Did you see that funny little man with his junk stuck in a vacuum?’ Only in Scrotland!


Written by typingisnotactivism

August 21, 2007 at 4:01 pm

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  1. Oi! No making fun of stupid Scottish people.

    ed: That’s nawt how ye make porridge!!

    Colin Campbell

    August 21, 2007 at 5:43 pm

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