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George Bush visits a school (again)

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George Bush goes to a primary school to talk to the kids to get some PR. After his talk he offers question time.

One little boy puts up his hand.  George asks him his name.

” Stanley ,” responds the little boy.

“And what is your question, Stanley?”

“Actually, I have 4 questions:

First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?

Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?

Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?”

Fourth, why are we so worried about gay-marriage when ½ of all Americans
don’t have health insurance?

Just then, the bell rings for break. George Bush informs the kiddies that
they will continue after the break.

When they resume George says, “OK, where were we? Oh, that’s right, It’s
question time. Who has a question?”

A different little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and asks
him his name. “Little Sammy” he responds.

“And what is your question, Little Sammy?”

Actually Sir, I have 6 questions:

First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?

Second, why are you president when Al Gore got more votes?
Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?

Fourth, why are we so worried about gay marriage when 1/2 of all
Americans don’t have health insurance?

Fifth, why did the break bell go off 20 minutes early?

And sixth, what the f**k happened to Stanley?”

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Written by typingisnotactivism

September 25, 2007 at 12:54 pm

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