an election date with John Howard – hawt!!
Mmmmm yummy!! A good man is hard to find, so look no further girls and ladyboys. We’ve got a real hawtee for you today. Unfortunately the ad is a couple of years old but all the changes have been for the better. Less hair on the head for tangle-free thinking, more hair on the eyebrows for being taken really srsly internationally, and the invasion fetish may seem a bit subdued lately but only because he’s realized there are plenty of countries that can be invaded right here at home. . . and think of the fuel savings! Ready your Australia Card, he’s coming aboard…
Capture some carbon with Johnny Big Oil today – he’ll warm your globe, right after he’s inserted his vapid preamble given your future generations some lip service. Mmmmmmm, lip service.
Xavier Forrest, aka Harry Shortz, aka Hugh Manatee, aka typingisnotactivism. Sydney-based writer/ environmental law researcher & editor mostly focussed on environ mentalism, media, politricks and WTFs.
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typing is not activism.... 
Contact details? You edited out the contact details… & you know we won’t be able to find him at Kirribilli much longer. How’s the poor sod ever going to get himself laid?
Capital Ideas
July 23, 2007 at 5:46 pm
I think he’s trawling for bush at the APEC summit. He had Sydney shut down so he could get some quality Dick a few months ago too.
typingisnotactivism
July 23, 2007 at 11:38 pm