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an election date with John Howard – hawt!!

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Mmmmm yummy!! A good man is hard to find, so look no further girls and ladyboys. We’ve got a real hawtee for you today. Unfortunately the ad is a couple of years old but all the changes have been for the better. Less hair on the head for tangle-free thinking, more hair on the eyebrows for being taken really srsly internationally, and the invasion fetish may seem a bit subdued lately but only because he’s realized there are plenty of countries that can be invaded right here at home. . . and think of the fuel savings! Ready your Australia Card, he’s coming aboard…
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Capture some carbon with Johnny Big Oil today – he’ll warm your globe, right after he’s inserted his vapid preamble given your future generations some lip service. Mmmmmmm, lip service.

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Written by typingisnotactivism

October 18, 2007 at 9:47 am

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  1. Contact details? You edited out the contact details… & you know we won’t be able to find him at Kirribilli much longer. How’s the poor sod ever going to get himself laid?

    Capital Ideas

    July 23, 2007 at 5:46 pm

  2. I think he’s trawling for bush at the APEC summit. He had Sydney shut down so he could get some quality Dick a few months ago too.

    typingisnotactivism

    July 23, 2007 at 11:38 pm


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