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The General Managers of Cascade Brewery , Tooheys , XXXX , CUB and Coopers were at a national beer conference.

They decide to all go to lunch together and the waitress asks what they want to drink.

The General Manager of Tooheys says without hesitation, ‘I’ll have a Tooheys New.’

The General Manager of Cascade smiles and says, ‘I’ll have a Cascade Draught, brewed from pure mountain water.’

The General Manager of Coopers proudly says, ‘I’ll have a Coopers, the King of Beers.’

The bloke from Carlton says, ‘I’ll have a Carlton Draught, the cleanest draught on the planet.’

The General Manager from XXXX glances at his lunch mates and says, ‘I’ll have a Diet Coke.’

The others look at him like he has sprouted a new head.

He just shrugs and says, ‘Well if none of you ponces are drinking beer, then neither am I.’


Written by typingisnotactivism

January 2, 2008 at 12:05 pm

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  1. Heh. I can imagine the Boags bloke saying it….

    Apropo of nuffin’ – are you aware you have a weird snow thing happen’ on your blog at the mo – after about 5 seconds, white spots begin to drfit across – not good for those who cop the occasional migraine…


    January 3, 2008 at 9:54 am

  2. hi B. yep, it does look a bit like migraine onset doesn’t it? O Well. It’s an Xmassy/NYE effect which i quite like, but it runs out Jan. 4 so enjoy it while it lasts… It actually goes very well with the epitaphs for Benazir Bhutto. 😦


    January 3, 2008 at 11:22 am

  3. I like it, I like it – even though beer is getting beyond the pension budget right now.

    Petering Time

    January 3, 2008 at 2:53 pm

  4. welcome to 08 🙂


    January 4, 2008 at 1:20 pm

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