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Just one more reason for indifference to Christina Aguilera

with 25 comments

Yo – pleeeeease drop a line in ‘comments’ to lemme know where you all come from. This page has been getting a squillion browses a day and it’s got me curious. Muchas Gracias. Happy Agui-leering.

–September 30/07–

Hardly a day goes by without a new sonic, ideological, written, or visual reason to despise Christina Aguilera. While we can all applaud the use of nipples in comedy, this is just plagiarism.Think about it – always desperate for media attention and hoping for the kind of hype and public outrage that Janet Jackson unleashed on easily astounded Americans just a couple of years ago during the Superbowel, what does the unoriginal, clonetastic, anti-sounds-with-substance Christina NoSoul do?she-just-sucks-so-bad.jpg

Let’s see… Using Justin Timberlake would be too obvious…. but he was a Mouseketeer…. “hi Donnie, it’s Christina Nothingspecialera. You wanna do a publicity shoot?…… Oh…….. What if I pay you more than you’re already getting?….. Oh……….Not even for $21.50 an hour huh……..”

Whatever. However she conned the Donald (f@$k a duck?), here’s Christweener Aguilamo’s latest contribution to bipedal mass consciousness. To be fair, it is perhaps the best thing she has ever done or will ever do… but it is still less funny than the idea of Paris Hilton cleaning toilets…. just.

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Written by typingisnotactivism

June 19, 2007 at 10:11 pm

25 Responses

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  1. You motherfucker. You Really think that picture is real? I’m going to sue you for deformation on behalf of Christina, Clive Davis and RCA Records who I work for.

    Go f%$k myseld? That’s hilarious. Do you hab a codde? nearly as funny as the idea that Crispteen Alcoholica has anybody but her desperation and greed to sue for her ‘deformation’. Ah hahahah haha ha. i tink ur a spam8ot.

    Go fuck Yourseld

    June 20, 2007 at 4:01 am

  2. wtf is that look on her face? why is she making that horrible screwface?
    i had to look real close to see her nipple. i totally thought it was a fake tattoo!
    i must agree, Paris Hilton scrubbing toilets is the funniest thing ever. instead, all she does is sit in her cell all day and cry. she’s not allowed to play with the other bad kids. i hope she does something dramatic though. i have the coolest pic of her in the striped pajamas that i am dying to use. i rarely discuss princesses on my site though.
    great find here! keep up the stellar sleuth work!

    Molli Fire

    June 20, 2007 at 10:44 am

  3. heh heh. it is so cool that your initials are MF. You need some kind of Samuel Jackson promotion goin’ on. That fake tattoo call is hilarity –> it could be a pressure release valve for when the implants get too achey. “And now, the bane of any creative aspiration for 7.5% of half a generation of superficial youth, Miss C-h-r-i-s-t-i-n-a A-g-u-i-l-e-r-a!!!!” *pfffffffft*
    please make sure to let me know when PH stripey pajamas go online. i too am a princess h8er, but like Bill Hicks said – it’s human nature, when someone’s giving birth in a dumpster to an alcoholic crackbaby with flippers where its arms and legs should be, ya gotta take a peek… 🙂

    typingisnotactivism

    June 20, 2007 at 1:45 pm

  4. That really is a horrible photo. It doesn’t look real to me though. Although you might not like Christina for some reason, do you really think bashing her because you don’t like her is a mature and grown up thing to do? She has a lot of fans for what she really stands for, her true message. I happen to be one of them. It’s not right to judge someone you really don’t know.

    t.i.n.a.: her true message? “i will sing any and all teen-friendly styles equally insincerely in order to expand my market $hare” is a message? OK – so i answered your question. Answer mine – how did you end up here?

    true fan

    October 17, 2007 at 2:49 pm

  5. whaaaaaaaa it’s horreble :S

    daiiisy

    November 25, 2007 at 2:42 am

  6. Why spend time on hating anyone? so meaningless. Okay fine, if you have met the person then you can hate but come on, it’s like I would say that I hate anyone that wrote on this page, I have never met you.

    emmaengstrom

    December 17, 2007 at 6:14 am

  7. fully. it’s almost like i’m like kinda totally overreacting such as.

    typingisnotactivism

    December 21, 2007 at 11:22 pm

  8. I,m Iranian! it was wow!!!

    Sina

    January 8, 2008 at 10:48 pm

  9. wwwwwtttttttttffffffff……!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    i don’t think that’s real… :-\

    meme

    February 7, 2008 at 12:39 pm

  10. THAT SHIT IS SO FUCKIN FAKE N U CUD SO TELL BECAUSE IF IT WAS REAL N THAT SHIT HAPPENED DO U HONESTLY THINK SHE WUD HAVE STILL BEEN SMILING LIKE THAT DUH N ESPECIALLY 4 A BIG ASS HAND LIKE DONALDS TO GET INTO HER SHIRT TO BEGIN WITH WUD B A MIRACLE

    DENKER

    April 1, 2008 at 4:01 am

  11. I have to agree with some of the people on here, as much as the public may love to see celebs fall you shouldn’t really even dare to put yourself in a position to be the judge, jury and executioner of them. Even if you do cite her flaws, someone could come along who doesn’t know you and say similar things, it just becomes a pointless regression.

    Cray

    April 22, 2008 at 8:24 am

  12. That is sooooo F A K E!!! Don’t u think if that was real that it would be all over the news??? Plus she just wouldn’t stand there and act like nothings happining when a big ass hand is pulling her shirt down. That’s sooo gay!

    Taylor

    April 23, 2008 at 10:13 am

  13. jajajajajaja que de lo ultimo la puta esa de putina jajajajajajaja

    breitner

    May 3, 2008 at 12:13 pm

  14. If this was real wouldnt be on the news and everything

    another thing is that christina really needs to chill on the mascara and lipstick color. like a softer shade and she needs to let her eyebrows grow because she looks a fricken witch ..in this pic damn ..christina must be going crazy!

    JOhn

    May 24, 2008 at 8:54 am

  15. Look at this picture:

    It’s the *exact* picture that was doctored to make the one you’re ranting about so hysterically – check the details side by side. It makes you look pretty stupid, really.

    I found the original picture in under 2 minutes using a google image search. Please, before you make such vitriolic accusations about people, save youself the embarrasment and make sure the subject of your ranting is actually factual. Looks like you owe Christina an apology.

    Why are you expending so much energy getting so worked up over silly photoshopped images of someone you don’t even know, anyway? Everyone has artists they like and ones they dont care for. Dedicating so much space to unleashing such vitriol just comes across as a little childish.

    Marianne

    June 9, 2008 at 5:57 am

  16. the pic is fake. t.i.n.a. is a tool. you’re all tools. i found this under the google image seach of the word “photoshopped” and bam i’m here. so that answers your question as to how i got here. i came through a wormhole known as the internet. wasted a few minutes reading this page while i’m at work, and now i’m wasting a few more minutes typing my response.

    nickalottapuss

    July 14, 2008 at 6:05 am

  17. well, you may be a burning paper bag full of dog poop on a doorstep nickalotetc., but you read at above a 4th grade level. Good work, adventure-hound!

    typingisnotactivism

    July 14, 2008 at 2:16 pm

  18. […] Janet is not the first *shock* to expose herself in this manner… Never to be out-done Christina shows her piercing standing next to Donald Duck at what looks like Disney land. Uhmm, does the Parents Council know […]

  19. duh…you can so totally tell that the picture is false.

    Julia

    July 23, 2008 at 7:47 am

  20. Christinaaaaa
    Ich libe dein Piercing !!!!!
    mach ich mir jetzt auch in paar tagen 😉
    ach du bist auch ganz schön der hammaaaa
    naja mein Schadz liebt dich über alles hihi 😉
    sie ist dein größter fan
    ciaooo ld Bibo :-*

    Bibo

    February 15, 2009 at 10:58 pm

  21. fuck you for making this of christina aguilera!

    levin

    March 7, 2009 at 7:09 pm

  22. i’m sure it’s real,because she’s a BITCH!

    khashi!

    May 13, 2009 at 10:01 pm

  23. she is really nut!!!!! yet she did has a big boop….
    aha…. how disguisting,,,
    poor his husband he has to share his wife’s body with public…..

    briseas butler

    May 22, 2009 at 11:19 am

  24. saggy boobs suck! hahaha disgusting shemale! i can see those boobs are fake, ‘casuse IT’S GOT MEN NIPPLES, of course cause she is a man, she’s so disgusting, why didn’t she show her cock instead of showing a fake boob? hahaha

    dave

    October 29, 2009 at 8:25 am


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